01/14/2025
The IRS sent an auditor to audit a hospital. While the agent was checking the books he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”
“Good question,” noted the CEO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
"What do you do with all the left over plaster when you set a cast?" Since the CEO was onto the auditor at this point, he responded "We save it all and send it back to the company and every once in a while, they send us a free box of plaster." Thwarted, the auditor continued his audit.
“What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?” “Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CEO.
“What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.”
