10/30/2026
📰 BREAKING: COMPANY ELIMINATES ALL UNNECESSARY MEETINGS DURING TWO-HOUR MEETING.
In a historic victory for workplace productivity, management has announced that unnecessary meetings are officially a thing of the past.
The decision was reached after two hours of presentations, three coffee breaks, and a lengthy discussion about scheduling the next meeting.
A committee has been formed to monitor progress.
Its first meeting is Monday. 🤣
Meetings aren't free. Five employees in a one-hour meeting equals five hours of employee time.
Before scheduling another one, ask:
✅ Could this be handled in an email?
✅ Is everyone attending actually needed?
✅ Is there a clear decision or outcome?
Sometimes the most productive meeting is the one you never schedule.