21/10/2026
Nobody is coming to fix your money. No letter arrives, and no advisor rings you out of the blue. The bank will not sit you down and point out you're paying $14 a month on an account you don't use.
He's heard it from 3000+ people on the Gold Coast, and it lands the same way nearly every time: I earn alright, I just don't know where it goes. That's the whole job. There's no product to sell you and no pitch at the end. Just someone finally looking at it with you.
Save this for the next time the bank statement makes you feel sick.