Atlas Chartered Accountants

27/05/2026

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A bombshell new housing plan looks set to drop the hammer on landlords and hand more power to renters in a stunning move.

26/05/2026

Tax increases for the rich and tax cuts for the poor… have you ever been employed by a poor man? Neither have I, soon the rich won’t hire anybody

The treasurer signals a boost to salary-earner tax concessions, as the prime minister confirms small business exemptions to capital gains changes.

Read more: https://ebx.sh/d9cZkC

25/05/2026

The most valuable lesson a parent can give to their kids

22/05/2026

Summary

21/05/2026

Unintended consequences

Young entrepreneurs warn capital gains tax changes will drive investment away from start-ups and force the next generation of business founders overseas: https://bit.ly/4dAabWJ

20/05/2026

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Our business is now targeting: NET ZERO PROFITS

We are proud to announce our newest business partner: ELBO

A man so uniquely qualified at destroying businesses, we simply had to bring him onboard.

Nicknamed “Elbo” because he spends most of his time elbow deep in the ALL GENDER toilets, making sure the pub remains compliant and inclusive!

He also brings along world renowned accounting skills.
Under Elbo’s financial leadership, we are proud to announce our business is now targeting:
NET ZERO PROFITS
That’s right every schooner you buy helps redistribute our earnings directly into:
• funding ISIS brides
• $65 mill a day interest payments on the 1 trillion dollar debt
• $20 mill on advertising asking to inflate your tires and remove roof racks
• $300 mill on the unlawful arrest of BRS

He will also ensure we do our bit for CLIMATE CHANGE.
With his promise to slash electricity bills going so well, the pub will now sit at a comfortable 47 degrees in summer and minus 3 in winter… and all beers will proudly be served at room temperature.

Unfortunately we can no longer use the gas cookers either (because the gas is being saved to send overseas for free) so the kitchen will now be serving Vegemite sandwiches only.

We truly believe Elbo’s experience running the country directly into a brick wall makes him the perfect man to steer our small family pub toward total financial collapse.

So come down and support our local business while we still have the lights on!
We look forward to seeing all of you at Centrelink very soon.

God bless Elbo & God bless Australia 🇦🇺

(AI generated obviously… because we wouldn’t let him trhough our doors)

20/05/2026

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IMPORTANT BUSINESS UPDATE

After another massive week at Dante’s Pizza, we are proud to officially introduce our new silent business partner, Anthony Albanese.

Anthony now owns a surprise 47% stake in Dante’s despite never folding a single pizza box, answering a phone call, or surviving a Friday night rush.

Operationally, his involvement has been incredible.

Every single time we make a sale, Anthony magically appears like a mystical tax fairy to collect his share while contributing absolutely nothing to the actual running of the business.

Meanwhile we’ll continue:
• making the pizzas
• cleaning the ovens
• paying the wages
• surviving customer complaints
• and trying to work out where all the money went 😆

He’s already asked about staff meal privileges for him and his friends which we are apparently more than happy to provide.

Please make him feel welcome if you see him around the shop ❤️

20/05/2026

Govt definitely stepped in sh*t this time

Labor’s budget tax grab will force Gen Z and Millennials to take a much slower path to wealth than their parents.

Read more: https://bit.ly/3Rjl0oQ

20/05/2026

Small business owners have declared Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s joking response to their tax concerns “no laughing matter” as confidence in the economy sinks to 20-year lows.

READ MORE ➡️ https://bit.ly/4tPkAUT

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