09/28/2026
At some undsiclosed time today this contest ends and MooseFM draws the winner! If you see this ad and you haven't entered yet - take the time to do it now to win!
🚨 THE GTA WILL BE OFFICIALLY ESCAPED BY SOMEONE 🚨
Somewhere in Muskoka, a lake is currently peer-pressuring you into a better life. And this week, we're helping it win.
I have once again teamed up with Taboo Resort + Moose FM to give one lucky human a Stay & Dine at Taboo Resort in a lakeside room. Real bed. Real meal. Zero honking. We checked. It's suspiciously quiet up here — the loudest thing you'll hear is a loon having an opinion.
🏡 One night stay at Taboo Resort
🍽️ Dinner included — no elbow-to-elbow on the GO Train required
🌲 24 straight hours where literally nobody is rushing you (we timed it. it's true.)
You do NOT need to live in Muskoka to win. You don't even need to have left the GTA yet — honestly, that's the whole point. Anyone in Ontario can enter, so if you've ever sat on the 401 contemplating your life choices, this giveaway was basically written for you.
And if you're already Googling "is it too late to become a small-town person" — good news, that's a whole channel now. 🎥 Escape the GTA with Muskoka Dave just launched. Thirty years of knowing this province inside and out, one guy who actually left the GTA in 2012 and lived to tell you where to go next. New episodes dropping — subscribe so you don't miss where we send you.
See you at the resort. Or at least see you not stuck on the 401.
