20/08/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM ASKABAQUS HQ 🚨
Stewie, our Senior Office Dog, is 14 today! 🎉🐶
After another productive year of sleeping during office hours, demanding regular attention and strategically positioning himself between Tom and the kettle, Stewie has once again exceeded expectations.
Management has therefore approved a generous birthday bonus in the form of a steak this evening. 🥩
Applications to join Stewie’s department remain closed, mainly because Stewie refuses to share the steak.
Happy birthday to our oldest, wisest and most horizontal colleague! 🐾