30/03/2024
HR Absenteeism joke.....
Employee calls his boss "I won't be in to-day, not feeling at all well, bad headache and being sick"
Boss says - "I really needed you to work to-day. Whenever I'm feeling ill, I ask my wife for s*x ....it always works and a few hours later I'm back at work"
Employee says "I'll try that". A couple hours later, the employee rings back and says "I'm feeling fine now and I'll be into work in the next 20 minutes."
Boss says - "that's great, thanks so much - it always works"
Employee says - "no problem. By the way boss - you've got a lovely house"
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