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Valkyrie Financial, LLC

Personal financial planning firm dedicated to aiding ladies born in the '80s and '90s create and wield their wealth.

Based out of Appleton, WI and serving clients across the United States.

07/20/2026

Chatbots love to hype you up, but it turns out they have all the confidence of a mediocre white guy. With an even worse accuracy rate.

07/17/2026

I love the confidence you have in Future You. But, have you MET her? She’s tired. She’s stressed.

Let’s stop handing her our problems like she’s some kind of financial Beyoncé who can fix it all in one bad bitch bridge.

Follow along for more real talk financial advice that feels more like brunch than finance bro.

07/16/2026

2 in 5 *full-time* working Americans literally have zero access to a retirement savings plan through work. The number jumps to 4 in 5 for part-time workers.

That’s a LOT of people being told “Godspeed and good luck” on retiring by their employer. And shocker, it hits low income earners and women the hardest.

Thankfully you don’t need your boss’s support to build wealth. Swipe through these slides and then come talk to me about setting yourself up.

I help women open and invest IRAs and Roth IRAs from scratch. No jargon, no shame spiral, just support and encouragement.

07/10/2026

“How to Be a Rich Old Lady, Bitch, In This Economy?” — yes babe, EVEN in this economy.

I’m not saying the economy is a walk in the park. I get thatit’s more like a StairMaster on level 12 — brutal, sweaty, but you’re still gonna get that glute gain (compound interest) if you keep showing up.

Being a Rich Old Lady isn’t about avocado toast math or timing the stock market like it’s a b***y call. It’s about small, consistent moves NOW so future-you can be sipping a cosmo on a porch somewhere, financially unbothered, judging absolutely no one’s life choices because she’s too busy enjoying her own.

So no, bestie, “this economy” doesn’t get to steal your rich-old-lady era from you.

Save. Invest. Repeat. ROL era, incoming.

07/08/2026

Available for a limited time only! There’s a new investment account option on the street. Swipe through for info on 530A accounts.

Questions? It’s literally my job to answer ‘em for you. Link in bio to grab a time.

As always, all information is for educational purposes only and should not be used or construed as a recommendation. Aka: please don’t sue me. ‘Kay, thanx, bye!

07/07/2026

You don’t need to wait until you “have enough” to begin investing (spoiler alert: very few people find their “enough”). The hardest dollar to invest is usually the first one.

The amount matters SO much less than building the habit. You can always increase your contributions later, but you can’t make up for missed market opportunities.

Future You is begging Present You to hit “invest”.

06/29/2026

I need you to trust yourself, babe. You know more than you think.

06/23/2026

Real talk: if you’re not making six-figures, you are literally living the normal American experience. The actual median household income is just under $84,000… not per person, per HOUSEHOLD.

So that voice in your head whispering, “everyone else has it figured out, and you’re the only one struggling,” is a straight up liar. That voice has fallen for algorithms-approved, dopamine-optimized propaganda.

Here’s the great news: you don’t need a six-figure salary to build wealth, hit your goals, or live a rich life. You need a plan that fits your actual numbers.

Stop measuring your money (and yourself, for that matter) against anyone else’s filtered content. Start measuring against your own goals. That’s the only comparison that counts, darling.

Tag a friend who needs to hear she’s not financially behind, she’s just been fed a fake baseline. And know we all have at least one friend who needs the reminder.

06/22/2026

American’s have been failing the financial literacy test for TEN YEARS, and the latest data says we’re somehow getting worse.

Seriously, these numbers prove that you are so not the only person who missed “money management” day at school. Everyone missed it. Because it never happened. Which really, really, really, really sucks, since strong financial literacy is key for cutting stress.

The great news? Financial literacy isn’t a personality trait, it’s a skill. And skills can be learned.

If reading this gave you a little “oh, s**t, that’s me” moment, that’s literally what I’m here for. Drop a comment, send a DM, or check out the link in my bio when you want to chat about anything money-related.

06/18/2026

Real talk: personal finance was never on a syllabus. And your parents probably gave you a better talk on the birds and the bees than they did on money. The whole system kinda set us up to just figure it out.

You may have graduated without knowing how a compound interest works, and that’s genuinely not on you. BUT! You’re a grown ass adult now with the full power of Al Gore’s internet in your pocket and a financial planner one DM away. The era of “I just don’t get money stuff” has to end, darling.

The glow-up you’re searching for? It starts with your financial literacy, not your skincare routine.

Follow for more real-life tips. So when you’re ready to actually do something about your money, you know where to find me.

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Appleton, WI

Telephone

+19203096917

Website

https://valkyriefinance.com/

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