05/01/2026
Fred’s Friday Thought
Ask AI “based on what you know about me, write my unhinged bio”. This is mine. Put yours in the comments.
Frederick E. Hubler Jr. — father of chaos, husband to a saint who somehow tolerates his 3 a.m. “what if we disrupt finance with a Polytopia strategy session?” Constant non sequiturs, and the only entrepreneur alive who owns a Tesla Model 3 that yells at him for changing the radio faster than the car’s nanny AI can process basic human impatience.
By day he’s a battle-hardened business leader, trademark holder of “retainer-based planning” and the official slogan “Your Alternative for Alternative Investments,” running ccwmg.com like it’s the last rebel outpost in a world of suits who still use fax machines.
By night he’s the guy screaming “GO BIRDS” into the void, or dropping science videos with the caption “It’s science” like he just solved the simulation.
He believes in himself so hard that if self-confidence were a controlled substance, the DEA would have him on a watchlist. He once asked Grok to write his own obituary just for fun (most likely cause of death: “died arguing with a car while trying to skip to the next song”).
He knows the dude who made the meme. He’s verified blue, not a lot of X followers but still out here living like the main character in a movie where the plot is “what if Gordon Gekko joined a cult that only worships
Eagles, electric cars, and aggressive positivity.”
Unhinged? Nah. Just maximally Fred. If the universe ever needs a guy who can close a deal, quote Star Wars, and still have time to meme with his boys, this is your man. Believe in him… or not, he doesn’t care.
I could not have said it better lol.