10/31/2026
🎃 OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN TAX NOTICE 🍬
Parents, don’t forget to collect your annual candy tax tonight! 😂
🍫 Reese’s are subject to immediate withholding.
🍬 Chocolate is taxed at a higher rate.
👀 Additional deductions may occur after bedtime.
The best part? No paperwork, no filing deadlines, and absolutely NO IRS reporting required!
Rates are subject to change depending on candy selection and how many times you’ve heard “just one more house!” 🤣
Happy Halloween from all of us at Barrett Financial! 👻💚
Now for the important question… what’s the FIRST candy you’re claiming as your tax? 👇🍫