Pel & Associates

Pel & Associates Here to assist you with your financial and tax planning needs during tax season and beyond!

01/30/2023

How do dairy farmers do their taxes?
They go to an accowntant!

01/23/2023

Which superhero pays no tax?
Spiderman, all his income is net!

01/16/2023

Why don't skunks have to pay taxes?
They only have one scent!

01/09/2023

Why did the IRS audit a chiropractor?
Because he owed back taxes!

01/02/2023

What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve?
Social Security!

12/26/2022

How does Santa Claus list elves on his tax returns?
As "dependent Clauses."

Wishing you all a merry Christmas!
12/25/2022

Wishing you all a merry Christmas!

12/19/2022

Why did the goose have a big tax refund?
Because his bill was tax de-duck-table.

12/12/2022

Why is pre-tax income nasty?
Because it's gross!

12/05/2022

How does Santa Claus' accountant value his sleigh?
"Net present value."

11/28/2022

Why didn’t Sherlock Holmes pay a lot of taxes?

Because he made brilliant deductions!

What are you grateful for this holiday? 🦃We're thankful that we have such wonderful clients!
11/24/2022

What are you grateful for this holiday? 🦃

We're thankful that we have such wonderful clients!

Address

10833 Valley View Street, #520
Cypress, CA
90630

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm

Telephone

+17145262668

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Pel & Associates posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Shortcuts

Share

Category