Barnette, CPA

08/15/2019

07/18/2019

https://youtu.be/h4aPp3wGufY?t=9065

Calibra CEO David Marcus testifies before the House Financial Services Committee during a hearing examining Facebook's proposed digital currency Libra and it...

06/06/2019

Bowling and Financial Discussion, a winning combination! http://meetu.ps/e/GQbzh/6BWnH/a http://meetu.ps/e/GQbzh/6BWnH/a

Sat, Jun 8, 2019, 7:00 PM: This is an all purpose meetup, newcomers welcome. We will be bowling, as well as discussing Career Making, Resume Writing, Network Building, Peer Mentoring, Financial Invest

04/06/2019

And how are the fearless 💰tax payers doing today? I hope you haven’t been exempt from having 🏖 a great day, that all negativity has been deducted, fond memories have been itemized for future reference, and you give yourself credit for how awesome you are! 🥰

04/06/2019

https://www.facebook.com/thelongrun865/

Welcome my new neighbors Julia and Ethan of the Long Run - Morning Runs start at 5:30am! Check one out, and tell me how it goes, cause I won't be there! lol

04/02/2019

A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He immediately starts choking and going blue in the face and Dad starts panicking, shouting and screaming for help.

A middle-aged, fairly unnoticeable man in a gray suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading his newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, he looks up, puts his coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds his newspaper and places it on the counter. He gets up from his seat and makes his unhurried way across the market. Reaching the boy, the man carefully takes hold of the kid's testicles and squeezes gently but firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the man catches in his free hand. Releasing the boy, the man hands the coin to the father and walks back to his seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes over to the man and starts effusively thanking him saying "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"

"Oh, good heavens, no," the man replies, "I work for the Internal Revenue Service."

02/07/2019

Many tax changes, many returns to prepare at Barnette CPA.