10/28/2026
We’d like to officially introduce the newest employees at OBS.
First, we have Olive.
She handles note-taking, document review, and strategic desk occupancy. Her favorite part of the job is attending meetings she wasn’t invited to and providing unsolicited input.
Then there’s Bruno.
He supervises package inspections, quality naps, and emotional support. His performance reviews are excellent, mostly because he never argues and always looks busy.
Neither of them has any formal bookkeeping training, but they bring a lot to the team anyway.
Please feel free to stop in and say hello — they’re usually around, working very hard or at least making it look that way. And the best part, they’re Siberians! A breed known for being hypoallergenic, which is convenient since neither of them seems particularly interested in respecting personal space 🐾