Shunkwiler Financial

07/11/2026

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, MIKALAH! 🎈

Fun fact: We have known you for exactly 950400 seconds. We just ran the numbers, held an emergency huddle, and decided your trial subscription has been upgraded to a permanent membership. You're stuck with us!

We’re so excited to have you on the team, tease you endlessly, and watch you absolutely crush it here. Have the best day celebrating the big 2-1!

Love,
Your Work Fam 🥂✨

07/11/2026

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, MIKALAH! 🎈

Fun fact: We have known you for exactly 950400 seconds. We just ran the numbers, held an emergency huddle, and decided your trial subscription has been upgraded to a permanent membership. You're stuck with us!

We’re so excited to have you on the team, tease you endlessly, and watch you absolutely crush it here. Have the best day celebrating the big 2-1!

Love, Your Work Fam 🥂✨

07/04/2026

07/01/2026

🚨 SHUNK HUNK OF THE MONTH – JULY EDITION 🚨

Well... the time has come.

Yes, it feels incredibly cringe and admittedly awkward to objectify our boss. But, yes... we're doing it anyway.

Meet July's Shunk Hunk of the Month... Brett. 🔥💪

If you've ever walked into the office and suddenly forgotten why you were there, there's a solid chance Brett had just walked by in a fitted suite. Now hold on ladies, those good looks don't just happen, who do you think dresses this man??? His wife, so you have been warned to look, daydream and or drool, but keep your paws to yourself---YOU VULCHERS!

The man didn't just understand the assignment...

He became the extra credit.

When this absolute Grade-A Certified USDA Prime Stud Muffin™ isn't deadlifting enough weight to make forklifts feel insecure, he's consuming massive amounts of protein----

Do you want to know why the chicken actually crossed the road, because I'll tell you for free!?

Because Brett's consumed so much protein they cross the road just to avoid him.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hose. Hose, who?

Hose that incredibly ripped firefighter pictured in this months Shunk Hunk of the Month?!?

And let's address the elephant-sized biceps in the room.

Scientists estimate his sleeves are under more pressure than the stock market.

His jawline could cut drywall.

His forearms look like they file tax returns on their own.

Honestly, if efficiency had a six-pack...

It would look like Brett.

If productivity had cheekbones...

Also Brett.

If "Dad Bod" had an arch nemesis...

Definitely Brett.

We'd keep writing, but this post has already exceeded Brett's recommended reading time of 3.75 seconds, and somewhere he just felt his eye twitch.

Now stop staring.

He's got work to do.

06/29/2026

Happy Birthday to the heart of Shunkwiler Financial — the woman who quietly makes everything possible: Lindsey. You’re the partner behind the scenes who keeps the schedule, perfects every detail, plans the trips, and has a deep care and dedication that is admirable. Your dedication, strength, and tireless effort that you bring every day for not only the company, but your family, does not go unnoticed. Thank you for advocating for our women’s events and for everything else in between…..the 1 million things you do, to keep the ship running. We understand that is not an easy undertaking!
Happy Birthday — we hope this year is as wonderful as you are.

Love,
Your Work Fam

06/09/2026

Happy Birthday, Carina!

You never quite know what Carina will have in hand when she walks through the door—whether it’s a high-tech osmosis water bottle, a stunning new piece of jewelry, or a unique knick-knack that immediately becomes a conversation starter. But one thing is certain: if there’s a fact you didn't know, you’re about to learn it. Between the countless books she’s read and the endless hours of podcasts she’s consumed, she is a walking encyclopedia of fascinating information.

To our lifelong learner and the undisputed "Queen of Ideas," we hope this is your best birthday yet. Your passion for growth is inspiring, and we love watching you channel that energy into your women’s events. You have a rare gift for connecting with everyone you meet, leaving them feeling seen and heard. Keep pushing forward and making those meaningful waves—the world needs more of your spark!

Love,
Your Work Fam

06/01/2026

This month's Shunk Hunk of the Month is none other than......

Dr. Kyle Shunkwiler of Spine & Sport Chiropractic & Physical Therapy.

Rumor has it the weights at his gym file restraining orders when they see him walk through the door.

Most chiropractors study the human body. Kyle appears to have personally collected all of the muscles.

Witnesses claim his biceps are so large they have their own beneficiaries and estate plan!

Sources close to the situation have confirmed that Kyle doesn't get adjusted by chiropractors. Instead, he simply flexes and his vertebrae realign themselves out of respect.

In fact, local researchers recently discovered that Lincoln's property values increase within a three-mile radius whenever Kyle wears a sleeveless shirt.....

Need someone to carry all the groceries in one trip? Kyle was born for this moment.

Need help moving a couch?

Kyle.

Need help moving a refrigerator?

Kyle.

Need help moving a refrigerator while carrying a couch and explaining proper spinal alignment?

Still Kyle.

You can find this month's Shunk Hunk at:

4130 Pioneer Woods Dr. #3
Lincoln, NE 68506

📞 (402) 261-6841

Rumor has it Kyle isn't even the only good-looking one at Spine & Sport.

Multiple eyewitnesses have reported that the hiring process appears to consist of only two questions:

1. Do you know human anatomy?
2. Do you have 24 inch pythons?

At this point, visiting Spine & Sport is basically a two-for-one special:
✔️ Better posture
✔️ Even better visuals!

Mention "Shunk Hunk of the Month" when you call. It won't get you a discount, but it will probably make the front desk laugh.

05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day from the Shunkwiler team! 💗