10/26/2026
Halloween is coming, so here’s a financial horror story for my pharma friends...
You make $350,000+ a year.
Your RSUs have been vesting all year.
Your company stock has had a great run.
Your bonus was bigger than expected.
Your investment accounts are up.
Everything feels great.
Then you sit down to do your taxes.
👻 Surprise tax bill.
Then you look at your portfolio.
👻 Way more company stock than you realized.
Then you realize most of the cash from your bonus has somehow disappeared.
👻 No idea where it went.
And those RSUs you’ve been holding?
👻 Your paycheck, bonus, future equity AND a big chunk of your portfolio now depend on the same company.
Okay, maybe it’s not exactly a horror movie.
But I’ve seen enough versions of this story to know the ending isn’t much fun.
The good news?
Unlike most horror movies, you don’t have to wait until something goes wrong to start making better decisions.
And please...
Don’t go into the basement alone.
Happy Halloween! 🎃