01/28/2025
📜 The 10 Commandments of Tax Season Taxlations 20:25 📜
1️⃣ Thou shalt not argue over thy refund amount – You get what you get and you don't pitch a fit That’s between you and the IRS, not me!
2️⃣ Thou shalt take accountability for thy choices – Going exempt all year was your decision, despite my 525,600 warnings. I am but a humble preparer, not a miracle worker.
3️⃣ Thou shalt not assume thy children will guarantee a refund – Having kids doesn’t automatically unlock the golden refund gates. Be fruitful, but also realistic.
4️⃣ Thou shalt not harass thy preparer in January – Even the Lord rested on the 7th day. Your refund? It ain’t coming until late February, so thou shalt chill and DPMO.
5️⃣ Thou shalt organize thy documents – Lest thy preparer smite thee with rescheduling fees. W-2s, 1099s, receipts, and proof of dependents are the holy grail.
6️⃣ Thou shalt stop comparing thy refund to thy neighbor’s – Comparison is the thief of joy. Focus on thy own blessings (and tax bracket).
7️⃣ Thou shalt not lie on thy return – For the IRS sees all, and their audits are swift and mighty.
8️⃣ Thou shalt budget thy refund wisely – Splurging on Gucci belts while owing bills is a sin against thy financial future.
9️⃣ Thou shalt remember thy preparer during the off-season – Tax season friendships are nice, but summer referrals are divine.
🔟 Thou shalt tip thy tax preparer with glowing reviews – For they have guided you through the valley of deductions and the shadow of audits.
Amen and refund blessings to all! 💸✨