AllanTaylor, CPA, LLC

10/19/2026

If you ever left us a voicemail - it was just deleted.

Nobody cares.

Dont leave voicemail

10/03/2026

Would you let AI respond to your spouse?

Your mom?

Your children?

No.

Because you care about them.

If you send your financial professional AI information you are confirming how much you care about your finances.

"Defeats the purpose" comes to mind

09/25/2026

Im just trying not to be this guy..

09/16/2026

Every decision is a financial decision

09/07/2026

There are two types of folks on this planet...

- those that can figure anything out
and
- those that

08/28/2026

Me: Hey this return is due soon, should we take care of it?

Client: Ok, here is all my stuff..

Me: That was rhetoric 👀

08/28/2026

08/23/2026

Me writing a letter to the IRS:

Ok.. this is an error on my part. We cool tho, right? You guys screw everything up nonstop..

Forget it.. just send us to appeals

08/23/2026

Reason # 14 why we dont work at 3am:

If you print to the printer by mistake - there is nobody here that knows how to stop it.

Who put paper in that machine!?

07/16/2026

Business managers that don't know accounting are always the ones the find accountants that dont know what they are doing.

Sure they are cheap...

because they suck.

Im looking at the third set of financial statements from a guy that first tried to DIY and then chose a bookkeeper based on lowest price.

My first push back cut 80k of self employment earnings out of his profit
..by trying to save accounting fees, he was going to pay 25k in tax he didnt owe.

and he still doesnt listen 😆