08/18/2026
At Brown Financial, we spend every day helping people prepare for a successful retirement.
Today, we put that experience to work for one of our own: Big Bertha.
After a long career of faithful copies, surprise toner alerts, “please reload paper” messages, and roughly 200,000 paper jams, she has officially entered retirement.
Her retirement plan included:
No more Monday morning print emergencies
Unlimited rest and relaxation
A complete exemption from “just one more copy”
And absolutely no required minimum distributions… of paper
We’re proud to say she retired with full honors, a lifetime supply of appreciation, and zero regrets—other than that one time she ate an entire client packet.
Congratulations, Big Bertha. You earned it. 😂