Assist Accounting

Assist Accounting Tax preparation service. Proudly serving our community with honest, dependable tax preparation. We treat every return like it’s our own.

07/23/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM YOUR FAVORITE TAX OFFICE 🚨

If you filed a tax extension back in April because "Future Me will handle it..."

🚨 Future You has been located. It's you. You're Future You. 🚨

🎃 October 15th is the deadline.

The IRS has been sitting in the corner like...
👁👄👁
"We're waiting..."

Meanwhile, some of y'all are still saying:
💀 "I know exactly where my paperwork is."

Narrator:
They did not, in fact, know where their paperwork was.

So here's your friendly reminder...

If your tax documents are:
🛻 In your truck.
🛒 In a Walmart sack.
📬 Still unopened.
🧙 Protected by a spell.
🐈 Being slept on by the cat.
📦 Mixed in with Christmas decorations for absolutely no reason...

Please...for the love of spreadsheets...

GET THEM TO US.

Not on October 15th at 4:57 PM with a text that says:
"Hey! Real quick..."

There is nothing "real quick" about a tax return you've been avoiding since April. 😂

📧 [email protected]

Help Barb keep her blood pressure in the normal range.

Help Ashley avoid becoming the office raccoon that hisses every time the phone rings.

The IRS believes in deadlines.

We believe in you.
..but only if you email us before October 15. 😂💀

06/16/2026

📢 Appointment Only Notice 📢

To better serve our clients and ensure everyone receives the time and attention they deserve, Assist Accounting is now operating by appointment only.

Need to schedule an appointment for tax preparation, bookkeeping, or accounting services?

📧 Email us at [email protected] to request an appointment.

Please include your name, phone number, and a brief description of the services you need, and a member of our team will contact you as soon as possible.

Thank you for choosing Assist Accounting. We appreciate your business and look forward to helping you with your financial needs!

💼 Assist Accounting

Happy Mother’s Day to the women who can find literally anything except 5 minutes of peace and quiet.We hope your coffee ...
05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to the women who can find literally anything except 5 minutes of peace and quiet.

We hope your coffee stays hot, your naps stay uninterrupted, and nobody asks you where their shoes or charger is, or what's for dinner today. 💐

May your day be filled with love, snacks you don’t have to share, and at least one trip to the bathroom alone.

04/15/2026

It’s the FINAL DAY of tax season 🎉

If you already filed—congrats, go celebrate like the IRS can’t see you.

If you didn’t… well… thoughts and prayers at this point.

But don’t panic—we’re not disappearing into the void. We’ll be back in the office May 1st to take care of all the late filers, extensions, and the “I absolutely meant to do that sooner” crowd.

Also here for all your bookkeeping, tax questions, and general financial chaos cleanup.

See you in May… we’ll have recovered by then. Probably.

04/13/2026

🛑 TAX SEASON: FINAL BOSS LEVEL 🛑

If you’re just now thinking about your taxes… I admire the confidence. Truly.

We, however, are hanging on by a paperclip and a dream.

The office is 97% caffeine, 3% sanity, and at least one person has threatened to fight a printer.

At this point, if you call, we may just whisper “no more forms” and slowly fade into the void.

Godspeed to everyone who waited.

04/09/2026

🚨 Procrastinators, this is your moment 🚨

Did tax season sneak up on you again?

Don’t panic

— just file an extension and buy yourself some time 😌

📞 Call the office at 417-597-6681 and we’ll get you taken care of quickly and stress-free.

Because “I meant to do it sooner” is basically everyone’s tax season motto.

You’re not alone 😂

Let’s get that extension filed ✔️

Address

7509 State Highway 14 East
Sparta, MO
65753

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 6pm
Tuesday 9am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 6pm
Saturday 9am - 1pm

Telephone

+14177366128

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