07/20/2026
Monday, Monday (Payroll Blues)
(Verse 1)
Monday, Monday, back again too soon
Spreadsheet mountain, numbers out of tune
Coffee in my hand, but my mind’s still in bed
Payroll woes are dancing in my head
(Verse 1)
Monday, Monday, back again too soon
Spreadsheet mountain, numbers out of tune
Coffee in my hand, but my mind’s still in bed
Payroll woes are dancing in my head
(Chorus)
Oh, Monday, Monday, why’d you treat me so?
Chasing down the hours, where did all the money go?
Late submissions, missing timesheets too
Payroll blues, what’s a payroll clerk to do?
(Chorus)
Oh, Monday, Monday, why’d you treat me so?
Chasing down the hours, where did all the money go?
Late submissions, missing timesheets too
Payroll blues, what’s a payroll clerk to do?
(Verse 2)
Emails piling up, and the boss wants a call
Someone’s check is missing, I’m about to crawl
Taxes, deductions, and overtime pay
Will I ever make it through this Monday?
(Verse 2)
Emails piling up, and the boss wants a call
Someone’s check is missing, I’m about to crawl
Taxes, deductions, and overtime pay
Will I ever make it through this Monday?
(Bridge)
I dream of Fridays, with no forms to chase
But Mondays always greet me with a brand-new case
(Bridge)
I dream of Fridays, with no forms to chase
But Mondays always greet me with a brand-new case
(Chorus)
Monday, Monday, you come without fail
Another week of payroll, another tale
Numbers and headaches, but I’ll see it through
Payroll woes, but what else can I do?
(Chorus)
Monday, Monday, you come without fail
Another week of payroll, another tale
Numbers and headaches, but I’ll see it through
Payroll woes, but what else can I do?
(Outro)
Monday, Monday, maybe next week’s kind
But for now, these payroll blues are mine…
(Outro)
Monday, Monday, maybe next week’s kind
But for now, these payroll blues are mine…
(Closing)
But wait! Payroll Vault can chase those blues away.
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And let Payroll Vault bring a brighter Monday to you!
(Closing)
But wait! Payroll Vault can chase those blues away.
Let the experts handle payroll, so you can start your week your way.
Call Dawn Shipman today at 585-649-1192—
And let Payroll Vault bring a brighter Monday to you!