02/27/2026
Borrowed:
Helpful advice:
• You do not need to sit down with your tax accountant and watch them prepare your return. Like sausage, you don't want to see how it is made.
• You do not have to explain what a W-2 to is to your tax preparer. If they don't know what that is you should be in a different tax accountant's office.
• Your accountant knows more about than you think. The 1099-R, Code 4, tells me you inherited money from a traditional retirement account. Or, if the taxable amount is much lower, Code 4 again, you inherited a non-qualified annuity.
• If you took a hit of a white powdery substance just before picking up your tax return, I noticed. (True story.)
• If you are intoxicated I noticed that too. (Another true story.)
• Your tax accountant is sleep addled. Please be considerate. Arguing tax strategies you saw on TikTok will not gain you favor with her.
Finally, your accountant loves snacks and other assorted foods. They have suffered sleep deprivation, a poor diet, and high levels of stress. A snack is like a hug, but not creepy.
Thank you