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🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: SHARNÉ 🔥Meet Sharné — although apparently, we’ve all been saying her name wrong. 😂 The R is ...
04/09/2026

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: SHARNÉ 🔥

Meet Sharné — although apparently, we’ve all been saying her name wrong. 😂 The R is SILENT. Yes, really. All this time, we’ve been pronouncing a letter that isn’t even invited to the party. 😭

Sharné’s study strategy is simple:

Why do it today when you can panic about it tomorrow? 📚😂

Assignments, studying, tasks… Sharné waits until the ABSOLUTE LAST MINUTE and then somehow pulls it together. It’s not procrastination — it’s working well under unnecessary pressure. 😂

And Theresa… THIS is the one. 👀😂

The sweet, innocent-looking DEVIL IN DISGUISE. 😈

She’s the one feeding people spicy food and convincing all the newbies to bring food.

And when Sharné makes curry, she’ll say:

“It’s NOT spicy. Even children can eat it!” 🌶️

🚨 DO NOT BELIEVE HER. 🚨

If Sharné says the curry isn’t spicy, you might as well start making peace with your ancestors. 😂🔥

Then there’s Sharné’s car…

The Bumpy Ride. 🚗😭

One day: no rear-view mirror.

Next day: no side mirror.

And she ALWAYS leaves her car door unlocked/open — because apparently she doesn’t want thieves to feel like they have to work too hard. 😂

At this point, Sharné isn’t protecting her car…

She’s offering it on a silver platter. 😭😂

We don’t ask, “What happened to your car?”

We ask:

“So… what’s missing today?” 😂

Sharné also LOVES a good gossip story. ☕👀

If there’s tea, she wants the whole kettle.

And if there’s a party?

COUNT HER IN. 🎉😂

Her filter also occasionally disappears.

Not broken.

Not damaged.

Just… temporarily unavailable. 😂

But somehow, between the gossip, parties, spicy curry, missing car parts and last-minute everything, Sharné still manages to keep us entertained.

Sharné: Last-minute queen, gossip collector, party starter, spicy-food criminal, filter-on-leave specialist and proud driver of whatever is left of her car. 😂🔥

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: SUNE 🔥Meet Sune — Inventum’s newest team member, fluent in English AND Afrikaans, and quite ...
03/09/2026

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: SUNE 🔥

Meet Sune — Inventum’s newest team member, fluent in English AND Afrikaans, and quite possibly the best English speaker in the office. 🇬🇧😂

She is also VERY, VERY, VERY quiet. 🤫 We hardly ever hear a peep from her. Honestly, we’re not sure if she works here or is just quietly observing all of us. 👀😂

She calls Rampie “Oom Rampie” — which somehow makes him sound 30 years older than he actually is. 😂

Sune is also apparently a hairdresser, because she keeps colouring her own hair. 💇‍♀️🎨 We’re just waiting to see what colour comes next! 😂

Ask Sune for help and suddenly…

SHE COMES ALIVE! 😂

She gets SO excited when someone needs her help and will happily help anyone, anytime. ❤️

She’s also still trying to put the Inventum puzzle together 🧩 — and just when she thinks she finally has it figured out, someone adds ANOTHER puzzle piece. 😂

And apparently Sune is also trying to win the Lotto without actually playing it. 🎰😂 We admire the confidence!

She does get scared quite easily though… 👻😂 So if you ever need entertainment, a sudden noise will do the trick.

And then there’s her favourite activity:

EATING. 😂🍴

Sune is ALWAYS eating. At this point, we’re not sure if she has a desk job or a full-time snack subscription.

Sune: Quietest person in the office, best English speaker, Oom Rampie’s biggest fan, part-time hairdresser, puzzle solver, Lotto hopeful, full-time helper and professional snack enthusiast. 😂🔥

🌸 Inventum vier Lentedag! 🌸Vandag het ons die lente gevier met heerlike kos, vars vrugte, lekker lag en nog beter gesels...
01/09/2026

🌸 Inventum vier Lentedag! 🌸

Vandag het ons die lente gevier met heerlike kos, vars vrugte, lekker lag en nog beter geselskap! 🥞🍓🍇🍌🍦

’n Tafel vol kleur en ’n span vol smiles — presies hoe ’n Lentedag moet wees! 💐☀️

Dankie aan ons fantastiese Inventum-span wat elke dag spesiaal maak. 💚🌷

VierDieLente 🌸

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: STOFFEL 🔥Meet Stoffel — Inventum’s IT boffin, SAIPA clerk, programme writer, part-time detec...
01/09/2026

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: STOFFEL 🔥

Meet Stoffel — Inventum’s IT boffin, SAIPA clerk, programme writer, part-time detective and full-time sarcasm specialist. 😂

Stoffel’s favourite sweets are Astros 🍫… but he buys Smarties because they’re cheaper. Because apparently even his sweet tooth has a budget. 😂

DON’T GET ON STOFFEL’S BAD SIDE. He has a memory like a steel trap — he’ll remember exactly what you did, when you did it and probably where you were standing. 😭😂

“This person started working here on THIS date.”

“No, that happened on THAT date.”

Stoffel remembers EVERYTHING.

Except apparently the people he went to school with. 😂
How does that even work?!

He is also always on Henko’s case about where he is.

Henko disappears for five minutes and Stoffel is already creating a:

🚨 MISSING PERSON POSTER 🚨
LAST SEEN: Somewhere he definitely wasn’t supposed to be. 😂

Stoffel speaks sarcasm fluently, so if you’re not sure whether he’s being serious…

He probably isn’t. 😂

And then there’s Stoffel and AI — they apparently enjoy each other’s company in the evenings. 🤖😂 He also loves writing new programmes to try and make the work easier.

The goal: LESS WORK.

The reality: more programmes, more ideas and somehow… still the same amount of work. 😂

But underneath all the sarcasm, detective work and historical record-keeping, Stoffel is always there to help — even if it means he ends up with the short end of the stick. ❤️

And after spending so much time at Inventum…

We’re pretty sure Stoffel isn’t just an employee anymore.

He’s officially part of the furniture. 🪑😂

Stoffel: IT boffin, programme writer, historian, Henko tracker, sarcasm champion, AI’s evening companion and Inventum’s official furniture. 🔥😂

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: THERESA 🔥Meet Theresa.She’s sweet, chilled and easy to get along with… BUT DON’T GET ON HER ...
28/08/2026

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: THERESA 🔥

Meet Theresa.

She’s sweet, chilled and easy to get along with… BUT DON’T GET ON HER BAD SIDE. 😭😂

Want to gossip with Theresa? “NO.” 😂 She refuses to participate in workplace gossip… although we’re pretty sure she hears everything anyway. 👀

She also has one very important daily responsibility: making Rampie and Oom Kobus coffee and tea. Unfortunately… she always forgets. ☕😂

Theresa NEVER takes a break — she works so hard that even her lunch break has probably resigned. 😂 No wonder Rampie and Oom Kobus are still waiting for their coffee and tea!

And whatever you do… DON’T TAKE A PHOTO OF THERESA! 📸😂 She hates photos so much, she probably considers the camera her biggest enemy. The second someone says, “Smile!” — she’s gone. 🏃‍♀️💨

Then there’s her Smart Car 🚗 — probably the perfect vehicle for someone who is apparently planning to spend R1 MILLION on tattoos for her family tree. 🌳😂

And let’s not forget how gullible she is…

A stranger offers her food?

Theresa: “Sure!” 😭

Five minutes later she’s eating something so hot she’s probably meeting ancestors who aren’t even on the tattoo yet. 🌶️🔥😂

But jokes aside, Theresa is a hard worker, family woman and genuinely easy-going person — just don’t forget the coffee, don’t take her photo, don’t offer her suspicious food and definitely don’t get on her bad side. 😂🔥

Theresa: Hard worker, family woman, Smart Car driver, coffee forgetter, photo dodger and professional food-trustee. 😂

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: HANCHEN 🔥Meet Hanchen — Inventum’s very own Superwoman. 🦸‍♀️😂One minute she’s pregnant… the ...
27/08/2026

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: HANCHEN 🔥

Meet Hanchen — Inventum’s very own Superwoman. 🦸‍♀️😂

One minute she’s pregnant… the next she has a baby! And somehow she makes pregnancy, motherhood, work and life look completely effortless. 😂

She manages the Visser household with 3 children, chickens, bunnies and 2 dogs — plus approximately 800 other things — and still somehow has time for everything else!

Hanchen also LOVES online shopping. 🛍️ Especially Shein.

Her ordering strategy is simple:

“I need it next week.”
Orders it three days before she needs it. 😂

Every Shein order is basically a gamble. Will it arrive on time? Will it arrive at all? Who knows! 🎰😂

And when it comes to birthdays, Hanchen does NOT mess around. She gives the BEST gifts, bakes the cake herself and throws the most amazing birthday parties.

Seriously… WHERE DOES SHE GET THE TIME?! 🎂🎉

She also doesn’t just eat food.

She analyses it.

Every bite is carefully considered, appreciated and savourrrrrred. 😂

And holidays? Hanchen doesn’t wait until she gets home to plan the next one.

She plans the next vacation WHILE SHE’S STILL ON VACATION. ✈️😂

And then there’s the famous:

“I’m working from home.”

Sure, Hanchen.

We all know “home” means:

📍 Kruger National Park
📍 Mossel Bay
📍 George
📍 Somewhere else entirely…

At this point, “work from home” has become “work from wherever Hanchen happens to be and where there is wi-fi.” 😂

But honestly, Hanchen somehow manages to juggle work, motherhood, family, animals, holidays, online shopping, birthday parties and 800 other things while making it all look ridiculously easy.

Hanchen: Superwoman, professional multitasker, online shopping gambler, birthday-party extraordinaire and CEO of “I’ll just work from here.” 😂🔥

Ons kantoor blom weer mooi pienk, en ons is só dankbaar vir hierdie pragtige vars bietjie lente-liefde. 💕🌷Baie dankie, J...
26/08/2026

Ons kantoor blom weer mooi pienk, en ons is só dankbaar vir hierdie pragtige vars bietjie lente-liefde. 💕🌷

Baie dankie, Jeanri, vir die mooiste pienk blomme en vir die ekstra kleur en warmte wat jy elke maand na ons kantoor bring. 🌸

Ons waardeer jou ongelooflik baie! 🤍

Welkom, Lente! 🌿🌸

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: MELINDA 🔥Meet Melinda — Inventum’s unofficial alarm clock, appointment manager, office polic...
26/08/2026

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: MELINDA 🔥

Meet Melinda — Inventum’s unofficial alarm clock, appointment manager, office police, baking queen and soon-to-be mom! 👶😂

If you forget an appointment, deadline or something you were supposed to remember, don’t worry… Melinda remembers it for you. In fact, she probably reminded you before you even forgot. 😂

She makes sure everything runs smoothly and everything is done properly. But don’t mistake her kindness for weakness — Melinda has a strict mode, and once it’s activated, you better behave! 😭

And whatever you do…

🚨 DO NOT MAKE A MESS IN MELINDA’S OFFICE. 🚨

You have been warned. 😂

She’s also part of the Inventum Fees Kommittee, because apparently keeping the office in order wasn’t enough — she also needs to keep an eye on the fees! 😂

Then there’s her baking. Melinda makes the most delicious vlaskuiwe, and honestly, everything she bakes is amazing. One minute there’s a full plate… the next, nothing. 😂🍰

But her biggest project yet is arriving at the end of October — Baby #1! 👶❤️

Which means the woman who already manages everyone else’s schedules is about to meet someone who doesn’t care about schedules at all. 😂

And let’s not forget her four-legged babies: Lika, Milo, Heidi and Bella. 🐾❤️

Heidi is the newest addition and apparently needs a little radio at night to help her sleep. 📻🐶 Because apparently even the dogs in Melinda’s house have entertainment requirements. 😂

At Inventum, Melinda keeps everything in tact, organised and on track.

So remember:

Do your work. Keep things tidy. Don’t miss your appointments. And whatever you do… DON’T TOUCH HER OFFICE. 😂🔥

Melinda: Office organiser, baking queen, Fees Kommittee member, fur-baby mom and soon-to-be human mom! ❤️

🎉 A WELL-DESERVED CONGRATULATIONS, CRAIG! 🎉We are incredibly proud to celebrate Craig on this outstanding achievement — ...
24/08/2026

🎉 A WELL-DESERVED CONGRATULATIONS, CRAIG! 🎉

We are incredibly proud to celebrate Craig on this outstanding achievement — completing his qualifying examinations and becoming a Professional Accountant with SAIPA.

Your dedication, perseverance and commitment have truly paid off. This is a milestone that reflects the hard work you’ve put in, and we couldn’t be prouder to have you as part of the Inventum team.

Here’s to the next chapter and an even brighter future! 🥂

Well done, Craig! We are proud of you! 👏

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: CRAIG 🔥Meet Craig — accountant, newly qualified professional accountant, hard worker… and fu...
24/08/2026

🔥 INVENTUM ROAST CHALLENGE: CRAIG 🔥

Meet Craig — accountant, newly qualified professional accountant, hard worker… and full-time Silkie chicken dad. 🐔😂

Craig works until 12:00 at night, wakes up at 06:00 and does it all again. At this point, we’re not sure if he has a social life or if Inventum IS his social life. 😂

He recently passed his SAIPA Qualifying Examination and is officially QUALIFIED! 🎓🔥

Need help? Craig will literally go to the ends of the earth for you. 🌍❤️

But if you call Craig while he’s driving… DON’T EXPECT HIM TO ANSWER. 😂🚗

He may be married to his work, but at least his second great love is his Silkie chickens. 🐔😂

Craig: Qualified accountant, workaholic, professional problem-solver and proud Silkie chicken dad. 🔥

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